Repeat after me: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GRAVITY
"Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling, "Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down."
He3. That's hilarious. I'm totally amused.
+ Earth to Omar